Amazon Sells a Cell Phone Specifically Designed to Be Smuggled in Your Rectum

Ever wondered how people smuggle cell phones into prison, even with DEEP body cavity searches and metal detectors?  Here’s how:  They go to Amazon.

There’s a tiny cell phone for sale on Amazon for $34 that, basically, is designed to be smuggled inside of a rectum.  It’s about the size of a double-A battery, it weighs less than an ounce, and it’s 99% plastic to avoid setting off metal detectors.



We now have a new definition of butt dialing.

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