Just– no.
1. Winter in Utah is the absolute worst.
2. There’s no reason to go outside.
3. Nope.
4. No reason at all.
5. Such a barren wasteland.
6. It’s basically three months of hell.
7. Just sleep in– you’re not missing much.
8. There’s no reason to get out of bed.
9. And when you’re up, you’ll struggle to find something to do.
10. Nothing worth seeing.
11. Southern Utah in winter? PASS.
12. Moab? How about NOab!
13. So devoid of any charm at all.
14. Why would you even bother with such a place?
15. It will always let you down!
If you’re looking for something fun to do this winter in Utah, check out The Book Of Utah.